Friday, February 25, 2005

NEWS BULLETIN BY INTERPOL

Arrest Warrants have been served up to 14 people for MIA and to 2 more for abetting their apparent disappearance

Owing to the sensitivity of the case the MID has requested that no names be announced until confirmed

Compiled from eyewitness accounts by witnesses questioned by the MID have allowed the MID to have an overview of what happened.

One of the suspects was seen at Harbourfront suspiciously on 10.30 am.he saw 1 going into the station and crossing to the interchange opposite.and then he saw 5 suspects in the hawker center(S2-S6)...they were seen for a short time until suspects 7-11 appeared and boarded the bus to sentosa.they were then seen on the way to a beach,where they started tanning and playing beach volleyball and poker cards,according to other eyewitnesses.they were also seen having a fun time in the water and some of them were later seen going into a swimming pool

they left the scene at 1720h

we request that anyone with the info are advised to call the MID Hotline at 1800 234 5678.your details will be kept secret

this sounds serious huh?haha!!you've been tricked to thinking there are terrorists here.in fact this is the biggest coup landed by 1s16.after a failed disappearance act last time,we finally pulled it off.we can have half the class ponning school.but having the whole class(no not all.we have jen abetting us telling white lies to teachers and a few staying at home) to raid sentosa with 2 other guys. haha i'm so careless!i was setting a no ending with 2 rule for big 2 then i got strangled by my 2!haha!and yay everyone have a fun day out...i can't wait for the hols

Sunday, February 06, 2005

news from romania

input:10 mandarin oranges
output:autographs of all 5 perfect 10 djs n 2 mandarins
opportunity cost:missed out on yfc registration
opportunity value:got to watch flight of the phoenix
net opportunity cost evaluation:no fighter in the wind
product:econs lectures

haha to my econs tutor mrs lee n all econs tutors in the world...i've cooked out 3 new economics terms for you...to make economics even more exciting...my budding economist friend from romania 'ceteriu' tiberiu paribiu has invented the term negative statements(aka white lies) to complement positive and normative...n hot from his office in downtown Bucharest he has invented more terms to add to the economists vocab to spice up the scientific study of economics

p.s:he's as football crazy as me..and he swear by stars to cut his stress

haha since many parts of my new terms are cooked out under my romanian pseudnym/alias juz take it as a joke on my behalf...can't be too serious ma..now back to business

yeah whatever the case it's just a massive rawking day before I leave for Osaka.it seems like I'll remember the following scene for a long time to come

(Just finished garnering Perfect 10 DJ autograph.now at PS)
josey:ok...where are you now...i'm now at PS
winnie:haha rocks.. come orchard

as agreed on,i went to cine to see winnie and her og mates,and they all watch movie as well.think i saw one of my ex cchsm kakis as well...it's such a small world..haha..