CLAO and I'm set for A1

CLAO is getting more and more wacky nowadays...with all kinds of odd questions.we don't care though,because I confirm get 5X over 60 for B to E,then let the F and G take care of themselves.grrrrrrrrrrrr...the format of CL exams are getting so outdated nowadays..and MOE just seems to contradict themselves most of the time.the classic case is CLAO...enough said...let's hope there's some grateful people who did n't forget Alice Teo like most AJC ingrates do after meeting AT

whatever the farewell party of the CLAO gang is at J8 this afternoon,and we all bombed out our wallets at the Cartel...everybody spends $15 and above...including tax...and teow it's an unintended reunion with BN kia...too bad Val was off liaoz.Nearly did bomb out too at the movies...esp when we guys(JJ,Malcolm,Andrew the guy hated by AT,one from 13,some from 14 and 8 in all) went to watch flightplan.plan for election and april snow and zorro all scuppered...argh who ask us don't go city!?haha...yeah flightplan is the most CNB movie ever(Catch No Ball)...run around in an A380 size plane then anticlimax ending...teowwwwwwwwww

In the end a new clique is born....the 'si beh teowwwwwwww' gang,supposedly from all my teows during Alice Teo's lessons after promos

bleahx this public hols is gettin sian by de min...and so my dear old cousin is now on leave...ok I miss him alot...so awaiting the ROD/ORD from OCS...oooh I wanna go OCS!!

whoa I spent half a day improving my new layout...oh yeah I look like a prisoner blogging from a jail called life,more fortunate than most prisoners because they can't even blog at all,let alone keep a diary...too bad the interior of a jail can't be replicated in my layout,so I've to make do with prisoners...this is a guide on how to surf my blog

Prisoner Profile:duh! that's my profile
Convicted Felons:put it plainly,it's the links to friends.unlike most jails there's no full house for this one
Criminal Gangs:another name for Favourite sites
Prison TV and Prison Radio:a selection of my favourite MTVs and MP3s.may be updated least often
Prisoner Phone Calls:aka tagboard.All tags will be screened as you would a prison facility

It's time to be incarcerated in the so called 'detention barracks'

argh I wished I can celebrate halloween with a pumpkin,but now caught in a hard place between AJCian's non celebration of halloween because they have to 'slog' for their CLAO that freaks more souls out than ghosts...contrary to popular belief I don't play DOTA like an expert,so I'm trapped at home vegetating and stoning like a grand arse,unsure of what to do.

and contrary to popular belief that I'm a PZB champ,the (un)lucky lady who happens to catch my eye often disappears in a fleeting second,and the sight of an (un)lucky man flickers away eventually whether he was meant for the long term or just for the thrill of seeking out a guy to play with.

maybe they weren't meant for each other.maybe they were explicitly lovebird-grade material.maybe it offered the short term thrill but wilts like a lone flower.maybe the seed just lay dormant in the ground until that one fine day when it grew and blossomed...But for now it would have been scarcely imaginable to picture that scene of me going downtown holding someone else's hand and looking happy,but maybe I wasn't destined for that at all.If not I didn't get what I wanted...but whatever the feeling is far better than shape...

since this is getting so contradictory...let's stop for a while and ponder again what should I do

checked from frenster...how to win a girl's heart..for guys(note:the author asserts that some are not true)

1. Hugs from behind.(ok a bad idea unless she knows you very well)
2. Grab her hand when y'all walk next toeach other(ok..may not work)
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her(isn't that similar to the 1st one?)
4. Cuddle with her(ok...this needs 2 way traffic)
5. DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING(this is the most important)
6. Write little notes(ok this works for noobies like me)
7. Compliment her Honestly.(stuff,whatever)
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms aslong as possible.(advanced course)
9. be super sweet to her(basic knowledge)
10. Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped.(really ah...)
11. comfort her when she cries.(very important too)
12. love her with all your heart.(makes the world go round)
13. Pick her up and flirt with her.(whee)
14. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).(yeah that's a must)

should there be any guinea pigs they would have freaked out at the sight of the devil

oh yeah speaking about the last dinner with our fave seng,thanks for the 4 months with us even if we rebelled multiple times and came close to threatening a mutiny,we'll stand by you even if you dun go up with us...

AJ Open House(Castle) with a large canal as moat

ok it's one of the most awful open houses seen...if seeing VJ's dainty goodie bags werem't quite enough,it seems like AJC are mostly destined to take the trash.lucky my facilitator post was a zuo bo type that just need to plant myself at hall.then go play chess.lame shit i lost to someone with my knight trapped but there's no such probs with international chess

for his last speech it's all the nice stuff in there...though i think there might be a science talent elective programme next time and then the world of AJC will never be the same again...RJ,VJ and NJ has lang electives(nihon-go,francais,deutsch),AC are going to have a drama elective,TJ,NY and JJ has chinese electives...if AJ has a hist elective,they would just go,bonkers

whatever lunch with the few OS ppl who came(shuwen,qixiang,bobo,ms chan) squeezed out some gem of a theory about what really happened to AJC...but details of it are mostly kept secret...

OMG and no more slack periods for PW

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