Tuesday, October 31, 2006

TEAR



Alleged "Tearing" Incident

AJ forever.even if it means having to contend with (il)legal tearings brought about by the soccer guys.I doubt Nizar and his guys will do that.we are hardcore lah.too bad the VP don't understand our efforts

We are commandos.and we are proud of it.



The Gang-With Kianbock/Yun(House Joker) and Josef/Me(Manager)



The Real Team



Manager and The Team,minus Coach and Sporting Director



Half the Team's Men

AJ Forever

Monday, October 30, 2006

shitsville

ok my comp had suffered complications following surgery when it was undergoing therapy.after emergency surgery we're forced to shit it.admittedly it's a tough life ahead.
so that means I really need to appreciate what i have been given,particularly when the school coms are SO LAG!I think this is part of a greater conspiracy than simple broke.by making the computers intentionally slow,not to mention the gamut of shit that is contained in the coms I think they were trying to exercise ideological control over students,designed to frustrate them so that they can spend more time...hopefully...outside the com.shit excuse

This time round I think they might have been watching us from the confines of the technical room,so I think I just leave this empty for now

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Ballardian

Don't say I didn't follow Time magazine.Recently I got so fascinated by JG Ballard's anti-modern novels that I decided to get his books after I finished all the John Grisham series(not including his newest,which actually ain't fiction).Empire of the Sun is so fascinating,especially about Shanghai in WWII and the Japs(again) I think I'm scouting the libraries again for his books

That brings us to the next story.yesterday too I was reading the news to see that an MP's daughter is in hot soup for childish rants,and to top it off about the 'elitist' hctibafonos she was a student with an RJ Humans Scholarship and how 'childish' can it be???

"mom's friend sent her some blog post by some bleeding stupid 40-year old singaporean called derek wee (WHY do all the idiots have my surname why?!) whining about how singapore is such an insecure place, how old ppl (ie, 40 and above) fear for their jobs, how the pool of foreign "talent" (dismissively chucked between inverted commas) is really a tsunami that will consume us all (no actually he didn't say that, he probably said Fouren Talern Bery Bad.), how the reason why no one wants kids is that they're a liability in this world of fragile ricebowls, how the government really needs to save us from inevitable doom but they aren't because they are stick-shoved-up-ass elites who have no idea how the world works, yadayadayadayada.

i am inclined - too much, perhaps - to dismiss such people as crackpots. stupid crackpots. the sadder class. too often singaporeans - both the neighborhood poor and the red-taloned socialites - kid themselves into believing that our society, like most others, is compartmentalized by breeding. ridiculous. we are a tyranny of the capable and the clever, and the only other class is the complement.

sad derek attracted more than 50 comments praising him for his poignant views, joining him in a chorus of complaints that climax at the accusation of lack of press freedom because his all-too-true views had been rejected by the straits times forum. while i tend to gripe about how we only have one functioning newspaper too, i think the main reason for its lack of publication was that his incensed diatribe was written in pathetic little scraps that passed off as sentences, with poor spelling and no grammar.

derek, derek, derek darling, how can you expect to have an iron ricebowl or a solid future if you cannot spell?

if you're not good enough, life will kick you in the balls. that's just how things go. there's no point in lambasting the government for making our society one that is, i quote, "far too survival of fittest". it's the same everywhere. yes discrimination exists, and it is sad, but most of the time if people would prefer hiring other people over you, it's because they're better. it's so sad when people like old derek lament the kind of world that singapore will be if we make it so uncertain. go be friggin communist, if uncertainty of success offends you so much - you will certainly be poor and miserable. unless you are an arm-twisting commie bully, which, given your whiny middle-class undereducated penchant, i doubt.

then again, it's easy for me to say. my future isn't certain but i guess right now it's a lot brighter than most people's. derek will read this and brand me as an 18-year old elite, one of the sinners who will inherit the country and run his stock to the gutter. go ahead. the world is about winners and losers. it's only sad when people who could be winners are marginalised and oppressed. is dear derek starving? has dear derek been denied an education? has dear derek been forced into child prostitution? has dear derek had his clan massacred by the government?

i should think not. dear derek is one of many wretched, undermotivated, overassuming leeches in our country, and in this world. one of those who would prefer to be unemployed and wax lyrical about how his myriad talents are being abandoned for the foreigner's, instead of earning a decent, stable living as a sales assistant. it's not even about being a road sweeper. these shitbags don't want anything without "manager" and a name card."

moc.topsgolb.golbtaikiew morf detpada (sdrawkcab lru denmad eht daer)
ten.taikiew (ereh emas)

Now being so addicted to Ballardian literature,I must have been risking my copyright law shit.But then this exposes a big problem between the Top 40(I must been delusionary,but I think having them being quite separate teenage years do have an impact) and the rest on the ground and even foreigners in general.such nationalist convictions,though misguided does have a point as we have to contend with globalisation,but I think we really have to prove detractors wrong by our actions instead of whining all the time,which I worry for the younger generation...for they are proficient at such a thing.

Straying from my main point now,somehow the Top 5 has become a byword for elitism and the Next 5 being the Second World (communist or not maybe it didn't matter).sad to say elitism has also encompassed a dystopic world where everything was expected to be almost perfect,an insulated atmosphere where it seemed they were bred in the greenhouse like the Japanese melons in Paragon(those that cost so much they are X^2 or even anyother indice the price of a normal melon).not that they don't understand,but I think they really need to see how things are practically were instead of theorising about what's happening(don't you say theories can be contradictory)

oh yeah I doubt the TV 5 is a prank anymore...haha

Monday, October 23, 2006

Clube Cube Profile

I think my Fibbie network just sniffed out what's Clube Cube.Apparently they were operated by the owners of Club Momo who wanted to appeal to the younger set with R&B/HipHop.I've a preference for Top40,but still good nonetheless,if the following description by hotspots.com shows

"The place is super cool, two floors with a little balcony upstairs. The dance floor is darned big and the hiphop R&B music is AWESOME. There's even a pool table and 6 karaoke rooms downstairs man"

In fact they even bothered to have a party for the O levellers

"20th November 2006, Monday 9pm til late $18 presale $20 at the door inclusive of 1 drink CUBE is at 7 Magazine Road, Central Mall "

damn

yesterday was a day which I just finished fulfilling my football addiction.haha sounds bad?yesterday night's (Tv5) Jour de Foot was so cool...haha they even had videocams inside the locker room.you will never see that in the EPL.lucky my Red Devils won or else...

somehow I'm deciding whether to kill money at HMV.maybe I'll stick with 2 CDs

Friday, October 20, 2006

shite

oh yeah many people can't live WITHOUT their computers anymore.especially when it comes to MSN Messenger.But with the proliferation of viruses,malware,spywares and the collection of Hepatitis,Ebola,birdflu,AIDS,etc that can infect both physical health and PC alike,sad to say my computer has been hospitalised with a suspect case of virus infection in a computer hospital,where a virus specialist will help to ascertain if a virus has caused computer disease.in fact judging from the doctor it seems like the situation is grim and he was hoping it wasn't a terminal disease.yet as I believe that God would be able to deliver everyone from the Dark Valley,I command the computer viruses in the name of Christ to get off the computers and stop harming the users.let there be no disease among computers and no malice among users

if that's the case 2006's AJC J1s can go down as the biggest scandal of 2006.just as many as 80% failed their econs,170 couldn't meet the promotional criteria!just how bad the fall out of this scandal is not known,as teachers and students alike are scurrying to deal with the effects of this once in a blue moon scandal.but part of what has been attributed is the lack of hunger and drive among students today to actively go about without being spoon fed as if they were on a catheter tube.as the lives of 52 people ebb away like the cardiogram going straight...I hope they don't go and cock out like shitass business

shoots.better go

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

yawnz

now that everything are accounted for...it seems that everyone got shot all over the place.for that our generation have never seen how "capable" the new batch can be/fancy having 4 out of 5 people not being able to secure even the barest of minimal pass in a econs paper which is do-able.come to think of it,the econs department were forced to moderate by an unprecedented 10 points,resulting in some getting their somewhat undeserved Es they need so badly.not putting the blame on anyone but it's a diferent generation I'm talking about.where the 1988 had suffered a bit due to their high output that year,those born 1 year later seemed to have lost most of their hunger to succeed.blame it on the fact that they are having a good life,and that they've become too soft to even take any stress and hard work.what a claim.the only thing they are ever proficient at is complaining.about everything actually.whatever they don't like they complain like seow in the hope the problem will be solved by others.haiz i wonder how they will survive

oh yeah I hope there's more TV5.just can't seem to get enough of them.now I'm watching a police drama even as i'm furiously typing away...hahahaha and their game shows are so fun!Mediacorp really needs to take a leaf out of them.there's a show which asks you to make a word out of 9 given letters like scrabble and make use of the 7 numbers provided (in another segment) to arrive at the 3-digit number given using your maths skills...hahaha...

Looks like I'm going to ask Ms Soh to book the BN chalet for the BN gang in december.But with me being quite a noob when it comes to organising such stuff and the rest fighting for their lives...I think I'm lobbying for Aloha...haha

Sunday, October 15, 2006

heady days

Open House wasn't much of a disaster...not when you need to product dy/dx in the face of 6 schools having Open House too.but all their supposed seniors are conspiciuosly absent save the soccer guys and the councillors.shit them lah...and with so many people goofing off,it looks like I might not have enough of "Ted" after all.

oh well it's still back to my favourite TV5.the best thing about this channel is that they have no ads to distract your gogglebox outing.their comedies is out of this world I must say...and even their movie too...last night there was this part hilarious part crazy action movie that has jailbird and jailer run around Africa for a Toto ticket,and there was a scene which...believe it or not...has Nicolas Anelka(that Man C one) doing a cameo...haha he kicked the ball and the rest was CGI.he knocked out the guy in a corny scene,and the ending is equally corny.The main character got back to jail and his friend(now dressed as a bedouin) saved him with help of 100 real bedouins.and I've never seen subtitles with the f-word shown in full view...hahahahaha...oh ya there's the Lyon-St Etienne grudge match on that channel later,haha now that's a killer

oh yeah if you want another hand-of-God show then look at this video...haha the Argentines are so good at this Hand-Of-God stuff...i'll download it from youtube...and seriously football is a weird world.Petr Cech and Carlo Cudicini got crocked at the two ends of the game by a Reading side who thought they did Barcelona a big favour.what if you can't hit the goal?hit the goalie.literally.and Chelsea were so rocked they could only count an own goal for a win.in fact it got so bad John Terry was forced to be a goalie for 3 minutes,no action...so shocking

Friday, October 13, 2006

spooky

actually this isn't as spooky as expected.in fact they shed a few tears after the farewell assembly.doubt that the void could be filled by the J1s when it comes to the X factor,save for a rare few

unfortunately maybe it's the friday the 13th...and they turned out that the tnt distributors screwed up their raw material delivery.gofers...but i finally got the key raw material to build the invisible "bomb" that will rock the 0705 securitate

oh ya there's more French channel when i returned home...but I found out that DW is doing Bundesliga show,so I watched the Question Pour un Champion later on (skipping the french soap opera in the process,actually an acquired taste) while the rest watched the hot Korean Royal serial...haha I bet they must have been squirming and watching away the oozy royals whizzing away in rapid fire Korean while I watch something in French...something that Gemini has on her cable!($11 a month.only the most dedicated bunch like Genimi and VJ's French LEPers join the French expats surfin this 24/7 channel)

now that it's the runway for the rest...kill and kill...ouch

Thursday, October 12, 2006

TV5

it's so damn out of this world lah.I discovered just now that someone managed to turn on the French TV5 and German Deutsche Welle on tha cable without me realising anything.haha I promptly watched the French whack the Faroese in the Euro 08 qualifier, an exciting gameshow(wah the last part so scary la) and now news...heck I doubt we've got such luxuries again,except at the Pan Pacific and some 5tarred hotels.

which brings us to the next problem.New York sees another 9-11,but this is an accident.the building didn't collapse because the plane was so small...but for the fans of the New York Yankees...it seems their world has collapsed instead when their hero rammed his plane...aaahhh

oh yeah this is the last time the seniors are going to be seen at school.the only thing ever left is their legacy of their selflessness in the face of the highly factionalised juniors

Sunday, October 08, 2006

rant romp

aaarrrrgggghhhhh....I'm married to my hattrick team!welll if anyone think this isn't true then I really thought you don't have a life.heck just to argue against all the championship manager fans who got so used to paying EA sports for their CDs every year, www.hattrick.org beats them by a long way.

Thank the Swedes!and it's free(excluding the Supporter stuff which most Europeans buy)

and even my cousin has got into the fray.too bad he's now "languishing in division V"...but I think I might join him in his league instead.well I won't describe anymore.go check it out yourself and see if you like it

oh yeah and I love Aquamarine too.beats everything but 3M,the Line and Melt...and maybe Greenhouse.just to say tt,I absoultely love the sight of Parma ham.oooooohhhh.wait maybe I'll treat someone special to any of the 3 next time...but I definitely must convince them to go there...heez

the damned haze is back.I don't know la,they still make a crappy job at busting the forest fires...and with all the negative environmental externalities looming(oi you got read Time or your economist forecast or not,Mr President) I think the Indonesian villagers are in some sorta trouble.stop burning your forest and use scientific reasoning to improve your land.you appease the neighbours but they end up as slaves to technology(i.e:forever poor).do the opposite(for the former) and you piss your neighbours off but they still remain poor.ouch

sian diaoz...

Friday, October 06, 2006

The Golden Tiger

1/4 lemon.1/3 tiger.1/2 onion.1 salmon.golden combo...right that's the sorta thing

this sounds crap.everyone just got shot down all the time/but then I just thought we did the insider crap.I think those insiders just can't be trusted,maybe I might have to stick them in since they are now in some infernal affairs stuff

bleahz mooncakes...i dunno i'm not an addict anymore.piak

Monday, October 02, 2006

Kingdom of Heaven

I don't know how big a Kingdom of Heaven addict I can be.still remembered I went to watch it last year and it's just so nice...heck it's so spectacular...I noe...swashbucklers.pity the people who watched john tucker.oh please what a flimsy plot.in fact there isn't a movie which is damn good,not too corny plotted and still brilliant.too bad no lord of the rings sequel to refer to.haiz.

now Joseph must die in order to infiltrate TNT.that is,what the hell