Saturday, February 25, 2006

Torino Redux and Sheila/Ci/Yangz powerpack

7h ago:the other gang were at fuji ice palace just now,going brrrrrrr....yes we skated,much against my mum,who was convinced that skating would cost an arm and a leg,literally(bruises and fractures included)...it's so slippery some guys swore they dun wanna come back here ever again.lol


26h ago:to shit that off,yesterday was 'drama nite'...oh wait,actually Interhouse Drama.yay Puma won,with a turbo pump ensemble of Sheila and Ci and Yangz(if you bring the house captain in,compared with the threadbare squads of the rest,you know what's in store)funny sial


Thu:never enjoyed PE before.Alex sucks.and there's little diff between HOD and Andy


next:


more concert splurging.we dun mean any one.


8/3:ACJC band.used to be in late mar,but they kinda shifted the date,to my delight
April:teowww stringhold


news from Joce W345,Rachel and others about the next few concert dates coming up

Monday, February 20, 2006

star struck

I didn't expect to be so lucky seeing SO MANY celebrities during the past 2 days...out of the imagination lah.even the most hardened groupies don't usually see their idols,but then I'm so lucky.

AC Fun-O-Rama(Sat Afternoon):Kelvin tipped me off with regards to AC alumnus Adrian Pang(first artiste to cross over from the short lived MediaWorks).He's quite a hunk actually,and very nice
Raffles City(Sat Evening):saw Edmund Chen and Xiang Yun.got their autographs as well.miracle that I still recognise them even if I don't watch their shows often.
Sun-day:literally a sun-ny day where I saw Sun Ho at CHC.her CD's coming up in Aug 06.(just for laughs,here's what Wini says about her)

Ya ha but I dun really like her.She's from AHS what(I tricked her to saying that).She came for some school concert last year(back in 2004)

Matt's scoop:Some minister's daughter is in ACJC.Drama Club VP.AC ppl call her N** B***.If you don't want to get into trouble,DO NOT TELL ANYBODY OUTSIDE ACJC!This is insider info and I put my life at stake to give that to you

Saturday, February 18, 2006

AC Funorama

this will be the last time I splurge obscene amounts on a school fun fair.


2003:CCHSM funfair.by some means and crap I managed to acquire $110 of tickets.slacked off the whole day as I happily enjoyed


2006:Carmen,Val's classmate,Teowww gang member and Willy's fren got freebies at my expense.and if spending quite a bomb to dunk the principal with a ball isn't bad,I had to miss out on kenny rogers and pasta fresca because they are so ex!but somehow I could find a surprisingly large amount of AJCians and my ACJC frens,and it's official:Jes and Xiang Long are broke.ultimate surprise:the whole gang of ACJC ppl who went to my sch to sell tickets still recognised their major bankroller.


strategy to survive in a funfair w/o getting broke too early


1.survey the stalls.check out quality stuff,or cheap enough and nice.look for frens as well.they might give you a few perks if not discounts


2.don't try to gorge all the food from all the stalls.not even if you're famous.that means choose carefully what you should eat.that ensures you don't have to rush to the toilet after you return home when you eat conflicting stuff.your doc or sinseh or even your dad will merely shake his head and say it's your own doing


3.when satiated,try out the games.DO NOT be tempted to go to any haunted houses at the moment.apart from puking out all your stuff,there're LONG winding queues.you might have to wait for hours before you finally get inside,particularly those without apparent queues.they have the longest waiting lists of them all


4.apparently it's very hard to win the top prize of each game,so don't try all the games.only try those you've maximum confidence in.note that game masters have tricks up their sleeve that will ensure they don't pay out max


5.If you're running low on money,don't recklessly hedge bets on the dunking stations.top brass of a school would ask for artificially high ransoms before they get dunked.the host will try to charge crazy charges for each ball,so only add bets if you're rich(like the teachers do),and be prepared to be watched by a large crowd


6.when tired,go sit on the terraces,talk to your friends and watch the rest struggling to spend their money or actually splurge their money


7.shopping can be quite ex.ACJC has a grocery store among other things.ex enough to skip.if they have other memorabilla,only buy if you really love the school,and you either belong to the school or you have some regrets after JAE.if you're ambivalent,i recommend you skip that too


8.leave the haunted houses last.you get freaked out more...especially the last shift.they would come out in full force.and don't forget to scream!AHHHHHHH........


9.you can't survive with just one ticket(honestly there're trumped up prices).neither do I recommend splurging like teachers do and buy dozens of tickets(unless your dad's an industrialist or big donor).$100 would work well ideally,but you might get away with at least $30


10.fun fairs are energy sapping,even for consumers.drink LOTS of water,and be careful of your wallets because you will soon find that you will be tempted to buy some more coupons when you bust your credit limit


Craig Lockhart Hospital(LT1):Samz was there.she doesn't really recognise me nowadays,but when she does,at least it's long lost frens now.remained stoic throughout even when the 8 at the back got freaked out by 'mental patients'.the tour guide was one talkative dude,and you think that's scary?the ghosts look morre like morons freaky rating:3* out of 5*


?(LT2):Wini went there and I know nothing freaky rating:no comment


Drama(LT6):apparently some people said it's the most scariest,and even a few had paid againjust to freak out twice.quite good but I don't know.it's chinese opera,so it won't be freaky to sap sch ppl


Rose Mansion/Pavillion(LT5):last stop before I left.since a gang of girls and just a few guys were the last people to go in,they get freaky.you get lulled into complacency by a few courtesans,then it just gets more and more freaky,all with a chinese twist,altar included(added a few orchids just in case.a wrong move as I got freaked out later).they can be quite full frontal,so there's little you can do if (horrors of horrors) you get freaked out.and it seems like the tour guide there looks very amused while the rest all get freaked out to various degrees.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! freaky rating:4* out of 5*


So returning from there,AJC can learn a few lessons on how to raise money.we don't mean the large wads of notes AC handles all the time.you need many stalls(each class are supposed to have one food and one games stall each),and slick promoting...aaaahhhhhh I'm bankrupt!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's blues

this is Valentine's.being a guy grants you many privileges.this is what happens in the Middle East.but being a guy also means you've to be responsible for a lot of stuff to your girl/woman.working for your keep and your family's survival is one.then serving in NS too.the Goverment has raised penalties and stiffened rules where dodging draft is concerned,and have placed better family laws that encourages happier and bigger families.then there's Valentine's/aka Friendship Day to us students.If u're a thrifty guy,this is the only time you part with your cherished money.if you're as bigshot as the Saudi King,or Donald or as rich as Roman or Mikhail,it's time for you to lavish gifts on your girl and/or friends.yeah but Valetnine's a big and expensive business,particularly for consumers =(


ok the strafing part happens now


weeks in advance:3505,Val and 2 ppl who i shall not reveal gets arrowed for dedications and roses and everything nice.Val kinda knew about that,but successfully kept that from the two unknowns


Day before tomorrow:mad rush.if getting the guys at choir to change slot is not enough,going on a whirlwind trip to shop gets much worse if you don't want to buy cliched stuff.opted for chocolates at Sins Centrepoint since Godiva was horribly ex and Neuhaus' prices are just as scary as their Belgian cousins.

the 2 boxes had Grand Cru truffles,dark ganaches and something called pick-up-line that has gold lines drawn on the top and XO Cognac inside(knockout punch).Wenz had Baileys(apparently that was milk chocolate with a ganache spiked with Baileys Irish Cream inside) and Leens had a heart shape(still booze.wine n peach next).yeah you sinner,teetotaller's nightmare,thinking they won't get drunk(Wenz would,cuz she'd be sinning by eating in class,boozing before 18 and have a sticky mouth)...hahaha that's an evil plot =) and apparently after 5-7 h they have to be kept in the fridge for up to 3 months.lucky it was just a nip back home and hehe sis,envious?


and speaking of which,AC ppl are damn enterprising.they actually bothered to go to AJC to sell their fun-o-rama tix(btw I'm off for Sat).if blowing $20 on Wenz and Leens' truffles aren't enough,$30 for the ACJC performance theatre looks like a big donation outside ACJC's students.in fact they were begging me to buy ticket no 3,which set me back by a deal.so guilty,I decided to give Malcolm Teowww a ticket.Navin teowww and JJ teowww all also want.then share lor.just a thing.many aj ppl think ac is a money launderer or money eater.yeah Matt I'd love some extras


V DAY(or D Day for guys):apparently waiting for Wenz to be inside the bus didn't work.that's better cuz i tend to show the horse leg(if you play chinese chess you know what that means).then the pretty nerd had her hair tied,just like Leens.Poor Wene was like,searching high and low for the two people who were meant to get roses,so that was first blood.but i kinda bungled the delivery part where those Sins are concerned.Wenz was first,and it went straight on her hands.Leens then got the one with the gold ribbon,but not before the class locked the delivery man outside and Wenz could read my mind.then I was forced to tell Leens that there were chocolates for her inside.if you think strafing the airfield isn't bad enough,the choir later showed up and serenaded them.just to add insult to injury,they apparently used some probability formula to say that I was the only one capable of such a thing...ooh romantic.


1015.the class civics.i didn't expect someone from mdm ng's form class last time(32/04) to show up.and to put it that way,this was a last minute change.that impromptu speech took quite long and as always alot of noise.but the song was sheer magic.that was the only time where there's good support,cuz i doubt the rest would have anyone other than their classmates showing up


oh yeah Wini is up next for a surprise(this means more potent truffles.too bad prestat was out as it's $25).she says she will meet me at 5plus or 6 last night,but then she said she go suntec then orchard at 5 plus and then these are the people I met from Citylink to Orchard during the 3h odyssey that elapsed:


Markus and zhitong's classmate.Melvin and Lindsey.cass,junyi and jee.gary the sexy beast and raine,someone from 3205.elson and 2 ajc ppl who i dunno.another ajc guy who said teowww(obviously one of my teowww brothers taught him that).von.meryl.the farmer.zhihui(ask gary)


Wini's chocolate selections:blew my cash at Godiva's.2 comtesses(dark choc),2 azteques(dark ganache),raisin fine champagne n cerise kirsch n truffe rhum(quite disappointed there were no cognac or dark truffles =( and Sins only had the liquid champagne centre one,none of the ones I bought for Leens or Wenz.and there's a long queue at Royce and nothing at Neuhaus =().perfectly weighs 99g,rounded to 100.$20.50.boozed for 5 of them.and quite ex


waited for her in the starry night and noise of cine for 55mins.Princess Wini struts in with 4 bodyguards and waited for her to show up.of her bodyguards i didn't expect anyone to know me offhand,so they just waited for her while i approached her without my usual swagger.The last thing I'd expect was one of her bodyguards to actually remember how I'd looked like and actually waved at me.met up with her again and becuz there's a long queue for neoprints,the neoprint offer didn't work,or i'll produce living evidence that she's more cuter and elegant than a 6 year old.put it simply,she was thankful for the presents,but she just kinda felt bad about me buying stuff for her.lol any significance would have been debatable.


but amid all the celebratory presents and back patting,poor Pak Tao seems to be missing out on all the fun.and yeah this is a damn crap story happening right outside your friend circle.If all the J2s are sharing presents,or at least trying their best to keep up on their spendings on presents,here's this kinda unfortunate guy who has no friends in J2,and no friends in J1(cuz he retain).If you see his forlorn figure in the canteen,eating all by himself,keeping to himself and looking as if he's got no one to talk to,and maybe pacing up and down the canteen(I sometimes do,but more like a stockbroker at NYSE),you know who i mean.


In fact no one knows his name,save for his ex 2X/05 class.to be sure of that,little is known about this lonely loser,except he didn't even take his promo after missing out on lesson for (you believe it) half a year.no body knows why he's absent for,nobody except himself knows his CCA,and absolutely no one has ever heard of him.so bad,even his class disowned him like a rag-doll.in fact,for all the troubles,some retainees do gravitate back to their old classes or cliques time and again.but this loner have no one to speak to,let alone mug with.slowly I got to know him and I really think he needs to see a psychiatrist(cuz i think he's suffering from depression,if not Aspergers or autism)


Q:you've got any friends in your former class or J2?
A:Jasper(his classmate.I asked him and he apparently told me dun bother with him)
Q:then do you've got any friends in J1?
A:yes
Q:do you talk to them often or it's just a few sentences(I mean,being cold to them)
A:(the latter)
Q:what do you come to AJC for?
A:study
Q:maybe you should consider poly
A:no
Q:you've got any other aims?
A:no


that's like...what the hell...this loser has no life.he has nothing to live for and nothing to cling on.his life revolves around only study and nothing else.even somebody that autistic or with asperger's might try to make himself known and heard,whether through his acts,or through what he says,however educated or retarded it may seem.even such a man could find a few good men to be with,even if he gets misunderstood(or even shut out,if things do get nasty).for which,whatever he does,it had any impact on the world,even if people do forget what he did.he can get laughed at or even scolded at,but once they break past his misunderstandings,they do appreciate him for what he done,even if it were just tacit or even reluctant approval.but that's way better than living a wretched existence,unknown,unheard,and with nothing to contribute.


that told,for a while,spare a bit of love this valentine's for the needy,and the world will be a better place