Saturday, September 30, 2006

final fantasy X

now two insiders know the precise plan to hacking into the system.this is a hoax,but I'm ready to try anything and everything desperate anyway

just that the two insiders know and the rest thought I was talking crap,here's a nice lil codex gleaned from the two soviet spies.caught them on tape while boiling spuds in the kitchen.one of them just told me they don't bloody kill each other on the day itself.another told me they don't have secret entrances or emergency exits.then more info,such as an idle bunch of nutcases having to do security instead of professional spetsnaz,easy getaway and barriers to exit,delectable food to distract the sniper.haha I think I'm going to kill

and wait for Al Capone with an all black ensemble.he'll snuff that ass out

Thursday, September 28, 2006

psyched up

didn't expect the situation not to be as fouled up as it seems.they were on a state of emergency now.my fren's fren at least got away relatively unharmed at AB,but none of my frens were lucky.in fact if we wanted to die together,they might as well just go first...but my situation is just like being strapped with a homemade bomb

tick tock tick tock.......BOOM!

yeah looks like TCF has more grandma tales to say next time round after the promos and before the POP.you won't beleive the AC fracas about the fight club.well if got or not also can't say much la.just one thing,in AC they are so independednt they thot they can get away with the 'fight' in the carpark until the police came...well in AJ they are made like zombies,yeah we really need to know our moral place,but nagging until we seem like robots just make TCF look like a gofer

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

monster run

Pooh went to Sentosa...haha what a way to destress after Prelims...actually I think that's a rare happening just like the sun in a rainy morning.ooh she's got a pretty pose too...tall enough for a model(her shorts remind me of the pink and black of Palermo.oh speaking of which I hope they lose to West Ham tomorrow)

while the rest were mortally wounded in the trenches.heck...they were getting shot at from all corners,and barely able to resist the AK47 bullets,they fell one by one.oh poor things...all got shot like mad...and the next in line aren't in any sort of shape whatsoever.at the mercy of the snipers they just wished they weren't pushed into the suck

and omg i still have to kena the biggest arsenil fan in ajc.yeah i forgot to wake up to watch...but porto still lost anyway....aaaaaaaaaaa.lucky saha got a goal from benfica...and I now hope CSKA win both legs and throw the Nil Gang out of Europe,bunch of goners

ooohhh...let's go

Monday, September 25, 2006

0705,Benzene Ring and High Octane

AJ just became the 6th best JC after getting their Achievement Award...something on the way to greatness.quite a benzene ring of JCs which people want to join,but with AC and SA being more high octane than our school spirit,I think we can have an octane molecule which becomes increasingly insulated from the rest...no actually it's the big 5,and the propane tank

still the same.CCHSM got band 3,and with all the stuff,money,everything except IP I can't see why they can't be in 2 or 1 in the same league as those with less money and more mind.no leh but looks like the rich just got richer...turns out that the top 32 and the next bunch lay way ahead of the rest...includes all the ancient names and the upstarts

Champions League(I mean the top 32 express/special schools.and very few have normal,which is a pity with all the changes in the normal system)-and most have 10% DAS,which means they can shop till you drop for bright talents and also engage in some tapping up on their own.give or take 1 or 2

Band Aid-(IP/TT)
RI,RGS,HCI,NYGH,ACSI(giants)
DHS,RVHS(SAP top dogs)
SSS,NUSH(the geniuses)

Band 1-(big time with 10 or less)
Xinmin and Anderson(you are kidding me)
SCGS,Cedar,CGS,SNGS(yaya sisterhood)

Band 2(11)
AHS,CHS,BP(SAP)
SJI,MGS,VS(anglo)

Band 3(12)
CCHSM(master/flop)
TKGS,TKSS(neighbours)
Swiss Cottage,Commonwealth,Zhonghua(kinda big time neighbourhood schools)

Band 4(13)
IJTP,St Margs(old money)
TSS,DSS,NH(young turks)

Saturday, September 23, 2006

easily the best street fighter video



to everyone who hasn't had enough of Street Fighter RPG,here's the "updated version",damn funny but damn crap video quality

Thursday, September 21, 2006

return from Treasure Island

This time it's going to be a victory speech.after 5 long days away from home..I'm finally back,and as a hero of AJC.with US$300,29 new friends,and 2 whole bagfuls of extra luggage.wow

oh yeah it's damn fun to win all the stuff and make lots of new friends...hehe I just have a great trip ain't it...

Saturday:1 bed to myself at the hotel with a nice view of the twin towers and the other tower
Sunday:cocked out the individual bounty...and well next time go check out KLCC Suria.it's gigantic!true to the Taka model,you have the boutiques cramming the first floor...but you just don't see a museum in a shopping centre,well 2 if the aquaria is counted.the roll together the tallest twins in the world,a concert hall and convention centers and there you go.the tower too is damn nice,including the revolving restaurant,and to finally cap off,I just got 2 high quality fakes(looks like,feels like the same thing) or mad bargains of Man U and Real jerseys at 138 ringgit(do the maths yourself.it's 3 times much worse)
Monday:as far as the dry run is concerned,we just heck it and slack in the room.and now a trip to the KL Caldecott Hill.fwah it's large!plus with Mid Valley and Christina's den tantalisingly close...
Tuesday:the Best day of my life.in fact I'll post that now famous boss-see-press photo next time.TV,papers(Malay)...even Al Capone didn't have that luxury.dinner...it's more of a gift session
Wednesday:adieu.but before I go I wanna complain that the KLIA has no internet access!on the flip side,you don't see Jack Daniels Single Barrel in Singapore

now this is a checklist of presents

Malaysia:the Berita Harian clipping and a crystal block.2 Petronas towers models and a special sculpture
Indonesia:haven't checked yet
Vietnam:a grasshopper/dragon fly which's a physics marvel and a doll in an ao dai(purple one.lovely)
Myanmar:a oil painting and a wooden house
Philippines:2 sandals.both right side
Thailand:didn't see any much,but got a Chulalongkorn University display(sorta pennant that you can deck on a stand)
Brunei:a badge
Cambodia/Laos:I think the're sending them to me via post

till then...we'll meet next time

Friday, September 15, 2006

TNT Plot-w/o bombs


this is the most explosive yet bloodless revelation so far

fortunately this doesn't involve bombs,but to the security obsessed ones from 0705land...we'll give you the most shocking scandal.My insider...no 2...has probed deep enough to reveal a plot

on 06/12/06 TNT,an unidentified person will show up at the TNT Dinner at Mandarin at 6pm-7pm.I heard that a few idiots in cahoots with him will have a signal to show that the scandal can start properly.He will reveal what's beneath his hat as a signal of his presence.His intent is to say to hell with the rest and He''l give hell to the cocksure ones who think their security is watertight,and reveal a masive security loophole.His escape will be at Cube Clube after the thing.Don't bother arresting him

I leave you to try and be sherlock holmes.I repeat--There is no bomb plot of any kind

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

detonation

the TNT insider just kinda advised me what I have to do...in fact super bock's cover might be blown,but why not use a tried and tested IRA tactic if you don't want to inflict maximum damage on yourself

in retrospect,I think it might be troublesome to dtonate this bomber...so I think they just died

Monday, September 11, 2006

3 parties-2 days-1 aim

this sounds like a Champions League night

MoS Flow at MOS-5 Dec:you want the big names?go ahead to this party $20

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Attica-5 Dec too:RJC/ACJC/SAJC Olde Firm Post Prom $18

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Clube Cube,near MoMo-6 Dec:detonate TNT or retreat to Plan B.VJC/TJC/AJC New Firm $18(gals get freeflows for $12.guys go with $18+3(n-1))



unfortunately it hits my Champs League slot,including my Man U-Benfica revenge match...Kill BILL!

ok I think we all have to die one day,so I think I might have to attain my academic karma before I join my friends in Paradise,or a fiery sea of Hell awaits for the ones without karma

This is the 5th anniversary of 9/11.to all who died for true freedom,my heart goes out to you.to that satan called osama...well I hope he gets fed with Jack Daniels and live to regret that he ordered 4 planes be slammed into the WTC

but before I end,I think my TNT game is up.Liyi just told me about how difficult it is to obtain TNT.I didn't want to do it to go to hell,but I think I might do some negotiation table crap before I go all out and do a golden mohawk to go with my all black gangster endsemble,and may all rest in peace

Friday, September 08, 2006

Crystal Ball

Keane-Crystal Ball

Who is the man I see
Where I'm supposed to be?
I lost my heart, I buried it too deep
Under the iron sea

Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
Save us all, tell me life is beautiful
Mirror, mirror on the wall

Lines ever more unclear
I'm not sure I'm even here
The more I look the more I think that I'm
Starting to disappear

Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
Save us all, tell me life is beautiful
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Oh, crystal ball, hear my song
I'm fading out, everything I know is wrong
So put me where I belong

I don't know where I am
And I don't really care
I look myself in eye
There's noone there
I fall upon the earth
I call upon the air
But all I get is the same old vacant stare

Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
Save us all, tell me life is beautiful
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Oh, crystal ball, hear my song
I'm fading out, everything I know is wrong
So put me where I belong


quite ironic isn't it.i don't know.I think I'm fading...I don't know.enough said.let the song do the talking

Thursday, September 07, 2006

dog sniff

Clube Cube.the FBI might have to investigate the seedy joint.apparently some shady deals are going to be there on the 6th of December

oh yeah just had history yesterday.killers all...but they must have been on heightened alert.showtime folks

i don't know...but i think i've a few plans this hols

5th dec:some party
6th dec:TNT detonation
to be updated

Sunday, September 03, 2006

We sure are crazy

What happens when Leonardo da Vinci meets a lurid football owner?

Saturday, September 02, 2006

3 days feeling like 3 weeks

now into the final stretch and full steam,we're having people afflicted with exam stress syndrome...not that it was wanted,but it was appaling

but none more so than reading about the regime of the i*****c m***** f****r/f****r f*****g f****t called k** j*** i** in the past 2 days.looks like he's the american idiot he was made out to be in the first place.the north korean gulag is something unlike what you read...not even the russian gulags can beat that.for the record the russians look more glammed up than you expect,except they didn't mention the sellout or cheap yard sale part

another thing...i think i can't write poems for nuts,so I think this is a crappy piece.nonetheless as a failed lit student,I dun care less.thus,enjoy

Ode to Hottie

one side of the road
morning comes around
warning signs abound
can't wait for the bus
even so what's the fuss
when the bus is full
and it's all bullshit
one more CWO
and i can go AWOL

on the other side
someone comes around
as i look around
pretty much the same
pretty girl come along
everything unfurls
but then i can't help
but stare at the girl
and compare and contrast

on both sides
her starched white blouse
with her folded sleeves
looking very cold
yet she seems hot
so much for the differences
it didn't make a difference
cause it's time for either one
to rush for time

on neither side
as it turned out
I just burnt out
thought of her tan
and turned into her fan
as i sailed away
into my own way
I just thought of her
out of sheer boredom

kinda sounds stupid,but i think I might say hi to her if i see her next term