juz came back from lecture crashin...yay!!it's my first time haha!

with the abolition of the PAE...aka 1st 3 mths usin ur prelim result...there's many changes.some good.some bad.too bad with this new policy there'll be no more lecture crashin or AWOL without gettin caught.so today is the second last day.in fact they are letting their guard down instead..

crashin:illegally attending lessons of other schools.very prevalent in most J1 ppl.nerds excluded

every place has it's way of dealin with such people.some juz dun care.some pursue until the dude was humiliated.today was my first time(and last time) doing crashin practical.somehow there's an art to crashin

target:Raffles

heard from frens it's super easy to crash.so how?morning.the side gate was open.just sneak in before 8.30.since alot of my fren go fly kite...u can't loiter around anyhow.in the canteen none cared.never mind that my big boss was at home and bungled up my plans.teachers dun seem 2 see who was crashin

here were a few tips when crashin
1:it's not u can come in and then crash lecture as you like one.the first thing one must do is get an insider in the college to arrange 4 lectures to crash.can be J1 or J2.just make sure u have a good day where there's many lectures.and of course he/she must know that you're coming.or u can forget about crashin
2:in case of trouble,hiding in toilet is the best.since RJ has so many toilets,i've decided to put the cleanest toilet in one of the floor as base camp.escape in case of trouble.lock up cubicle pretend shit.i won't mind revealing where i hid.the 7th floor
3:only stupid fools crash tutorials.what do i do when idle?no library.since it's right above staff room...it may arouse suspicion.best place?still canteen
4:wear their badge or tshirt.buy from the bookshop.would arouse less suspicion than without any of these.anyway u can have them as a souvenir after mission accomplished
5:touchwood.if u're caught,juz say u're here to appeal.lame trick not to be tried unless desperate

of course part of crashin is getting to see ur long lost ex sch frens.many ppl who crash dun haf the luxury of NYGH,HCI/TCHS n Rafflesians(and to a smaller extent ACSI,St Nics,DHS n Crescent...list goes on).so u may haf 2 meet other sch ppl who noe u.of course talkin with them for a while really helped kill time.note that u can also look 4 fren one.u may need to inform them or pay a surprise visitanother thing for first time crashers.check out what's in store.a guided trip is a must.ask ur fren bring u around.in raffles they dun care.so my senior brought me around.they have theatre,sports complex,multi purpose hall,gym n the required track.and they hold their flag raising on some elevated surface.how cool was that

of course the main thing is crashin lectures.do not go arts one unless you're sure u can blend in the surroundings.f maths,computing etc are also no-go zones.big lecture theatres decrease dramatically the chance of you gettin caught.i went for the chem one.bring at least some foolscap cuz u need to take notes and not arouse any more suspicion.and the lecturer has too many cold jokes already.wah piang the chem si beh cheem eh

after crashin.when u have no more,troop out of the door before u get caught and go further and further into safety.don't try to loiter again

and so i heard from my frens that the L1R5 cutoff for arts was 9 without bonus.some said 10.way too controversial already.u may need an appeal form for 10.forget about 11 unless u got sports to stake ur claim.likewise,i heard that they take 1200 and then throw out those who did not reach cut off.some others say the pae batch would be augmented by a few more reinforcements.lastly cchsm ppl get discriminated?well...to a certain extent.i wonder if many cchsm ppl still think raffles is impossible to go one.no body fill rank,no body to look out each other for

Before I end.thanks to these ppl
Hazel--all the logistics n arrangements for lecture crashin.
Mayanne--a few hints on where's the safest place to hide and enter
my senior--for givin me a guided tour round the compound
the CCHSM ppl who went there:Hanzhi,Jean,Jovian,Jin Jing,Linlin,Zhang Yi-taking out some of their time to talk to the crasher

Here's a special Feature from our editorial about all the slang and jargon used in (almost) all the JCs out here...

Exclusive to...

AJC:Non Mich Solum...or Not for myself alone(their sch motto)(how boring is that...they look so boring...so their new jargon look ancient...),siao kia(you know who they mean),ohana and nexus(2 badly underused places)
ACJC:chat(x2)(pronounced chart)...lousy la(wah lau that's really so lousy)
CJC:shing ga them...ga them...wat's done is done...(i dunno wat dialect is this...not hokkien or cantonese...)
PJC:slack ah...why so relax(wait that's pretty common)
HCl:Wake Up Your Idea...sian diao...eh that means boring...(haha that's really sian jit pua)
IJC:tellytubby hill..where my kakis run around during pe lesson(you know what...it really has gd fengshui and literally kai men jian shan liao)
JJC:JJ Spirit(erm dat's freakin lame)
MJC:(clocks in with 3)1:mer-lion and mer-maid...(students call each other these)...2:lai-on's den(their principal's office...hum ji ah)...3:Qool La(Cooler Cool...drank to much Qoo or what)
MI:1:duh!(oh yes!...yeah duh is arbutthen+bored)...2:Our little playground(PE ground actually...wonder iof MI PE tr slack or the ground look like playground)
NYJC:fantabulous(since their english is quite bad...they mishmash and say fantastic and fabulous at the same time)
NJC:1:chap-a-lang(mish mash...pretty succinct)...2:CMI...cannot make it(really clever acronym)
RJC:that's so gay lah...or wimpy(wait gays are wimps?)
SAJC:AICK(dunno wat exclamation)...100% chop stamp...(so long...i think it should have been guarantee 100% chop stamp warranty card)
TJC:1:mugger...bookworm(really used alot time one)...2:not so lucky heights(they go there for PE and are stumped by the stairs..or is it)
VJC:sia...la...unbelievable...(well...thats' really unbelievable...esp when some anglo students of VJ roll their tongue and say xia lan instead)

and so how TPJC,SRJC and YJC...no slang ah...poor thing lo...muz haf been teacher clampdown nag at y'all say proper english...

Universal Use

crash:means illegally attending lesson or lecture of another college...actually taken to mean trespassing...too bad with the abolition of the PAE there's no more of such
pon sch/lesson:run away from lesson halfway through the day or simply not coming at all...also gone after 2006...this is used as a front for crashing lectures,idling around,avoiding any teacher...and even illegal class outings

okok...enough of crapping...O lvl results come out in i dunno how many hrs time...SHOW HAND!

especially updated on 10/10/05