Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan

This damned movie is rated R21 by some f***in idiotic censors who bloody thought this is so bullshitty that they deemed that even kids should not watch it on HBO.Uzbek imposters!For those(like me) who now complain that those Uzbek imposters are restricting movie freedom with their imposters here's what you must know

-Borat Sagdiyev ("born" July 30 1972) Борат Сағдиев) is a fictional Kazakh journalist(so please bear with the crude humour unless you want to pose as Englrand Towkay or Uzbek Imposter)

'Biography'

Sacha Baron Cohen provides Borat's backstory as follows.(note that some parts are edited due to racial,cultural and other sensitivities and insensitivities)


Family
Borat was born on July 30, 1972 in Kuçzek, Kazakhstan. He is the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, who is also his maternal grandfather. He is also the former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, who was the daughter of Mariam Tuyakbay and Boltok the Rapist. His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." "She never hugged me," "she wished I was never born," "she doesn't love me" are some further comments Borat makes concerning his mother (though while being drunk).

Borat has a sister named Natalya, regarded as the fourth-best prostitute in Kazakhstan (and best BJ), with whom he often fornicates, thus making him incestful. He also has a younger brother named Bilo, who is mentally retarded and must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage. Bilo also has a pouch were he stores all the porno he looks at inside. In an interview, Borat said, "My brother Bilo has a small head but very strong arms. He have 204 teeth (193 in mouth 11 in nose)! You can do anything to him - he do not remember nothing! He is a sex crazy ... all day long he in his cage look on crap & rub rub rub!"[4]

He has been married several times, once to his half-sister's plough.He is raw His first wife was Oksana Sagdiyev, another half-sister. She was shot and killed by neighbour Nursultan Tuyakbay, who mistook her for a bear,She was "violated" (raped) and killed by a bear while accompanying her brother-in-law Bilo on a walk in the forest. Borat was largely unaffected by this event and even celebrated it, as he was able to buy a new wife who he claimed was not boring. He maintains extramarital relations with a girlfriend, a mistress, and at least one prostitute.

His wife died in 2002. He has a Gypsy boy named Vassilli who trims his moustache and wipes his anus.

He has three children: 12-year-old Bilak, 12 year-old Biram (whose mother is Borat's sister, Natalya), and 13 year-old Hooeylewis (his favorite child,or singer.it was Huey Lewis); and 17 grandchildren.

Borat brought Hooeylewis, his wife and his child to England in an attempt to sell the child to "transvestite singer Madonna".


Beliefs
Borat has a great admiration for Joseph Stalin, whom he describes as being both "strong" and "powerful". He believes politicians should be like him and have large "khram". (Russian: Храм, literally "temple," but intended to mean "balls"). In the campaign for James Broadwater, he told the constituents how James would crush his opponents and take power, whether people vote for him or not. This, in fact, would make him to be powerful like Stalin and the voters, who did not vote for him, would be sorry.

Sacha Baron Cohen is himself Jewish and says that he uses the Borat character to expose anti-Semitism and racism. By having Borat make anti-Semitic and racist statements, Baron Cohen claims to be able to show people's favourable reaction and thereby expose anti-Semitic/racist sentiment in society. For example, he was hunting and asked in an interview if it was legal to shoot Jews, to which his host replied that he would have no problem with that although others would. Sometimes people are repulsed by his anti-Semitism. At a dog pound he asked his host if he could test if a dog was trained. He had the interviewee place a finger on each side of her head (like a horn) and say Shalom, then he told the dog: "Attack! Attack the Jaw." The woman was very distressed, saying "No! Jaws are J's children. She [the dog] probably loves Jaws." Also, while taking a self-defense class, Borat asked the instructor to teach him how to defend against the "Jaw Claw" (in all fairness, the instructor made it very clear that one should respect the beliefs of others; he didn't believe the "claw" to be literal), and then he made a claw with his hand and had the instructor defend himself against it.

Borat is also known for his animosity toward oozebekistan. He has been known to talk about the fictional 'Tishniek' massacre, including during his 'Soul Motion' Dance class where he depicted the massacre and proceeded to explain how many OOzebeks were "crushed" on that day. He later told how he was "very proud" of the massacre and said it was not sad because "it is us who do the kill." In a recent press interview (which attracted more reporters than one given by the actual Kazakhstan president held at the same time) Borat threatened his country would "commence bombardment" of Uzbekistan cities with catapults if their anti-Kazakhstan propaganda did not cease. He also claimed that while he was studying "English, journalism, and plague research" to have "Made two new ones [plagues] that killed over five million goats in Uzbekistan."

He also asked the Oklahoma City Traffic Commission to stand in silence for ten minutes to commemorate the 14th anniversary of the massacre, but only got about a minute and a half. In the meeting, which was broadcast live on local TV, he thanked them for letting him join the meeting and then asked to give "short speech" which lasted 17 minutes. The speech covered traffic and American democracy. He made several comments that dumbfounded the commission, including how the only women allowed into government buildings in Kazakhstan are prostitutes.Audio of news coverage

He was shocked to discover that American women have the right to vote, while horses do not, whereas in Kazakhstan, the opposite holds true. On said discovery, he recited the "chain of importance" — "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli" — to a female voter. When looking for a home in the US, Borat stated that his wife was afraid of "men with chocolate face," referring to black people.

Some of Borat's interviews carry homoerotic undertones. Interviews can involve discussion of "khram" or the sex preferences of the interviewee or other celebrities, such as Freddie Mercury. Borat enjoys touching and holding men, but has a noticeable aversion toward women. Often he will kiss men on the cheek (and occasionally the lips) but when approached by a woman he will shy away or merely offer a handshake, an example of this being his report on Henley Royal Regatta where he kisses all the male members of a winning crew but not their female coxswain. This, however, may also reflect a cultural practice common to many Islamic countries, where men embrace each other and even kiss one another on the cheek, but women are politely ignored.


Pets
Borat used to have a pet pig, Igor, whom he claims to have loved, although he and his family eventually did eat it, including the eyes. He apparently also had a horse at some point.

He also has a cow in his home.
In the movie, he acquires a bear for self-protection because the gun shop owner would not sell him a gold plated Desert Eagle. Azamat tells him the bear runs away, but when Azamat opens a motel fridge a decapitated bear head is clearly seen.

Education
Borat attended the Astana University, where he studied English, journalism, and plague research (and created 3 new plagues that were launched on OOzebekistan).


Career and skills
Borat is a reporter. He has had many jobs ranging from ice maker to animal sperm retriever (he claims that rumours of a connection between these jobs are unfounded). He also claims to have previously worked as a Gipsy catcher, boasting that he can "hit a gipsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained — 10 if not."

He also claims that he can carry a woman against her will and has done so, once carrying his future wife for 1,600 meters (one mile)(he got muscle meh?).

Borat claims to have the tightest asshole of his village, tight enough to open a bottle of Pepsi.(wtf)

On Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Borat claims his khram is "thick like a can of Pepsi".


Hobbies
Borat's hobbies are making "sexy-time"(see below), table tennis, disco dancing, sunbathing (while wearing a green "slingshot" thong...you've been warned), shooting dogs, spitting, sitting on comfortable chairs, taking pictures of women while they "make-a toilet," jumping on the trampoline, and drinking traditional wine made from "fermented horse urine...(you've been warned too.watch the wine tasting video for details)"


Prejudices
In addition to being a sexist and a homophobe, Borat is prejudiced against Jaws, Oozebeks, and Gipsys. Borat has said that he once suffered a "very bad Gipsy attack," in which his wife Oksana Sagdiyev's plough was stolen, and "they touch my horse in very bad way; it get depressed for very long time." He does not appear to have a prejudice against black people, though claimed that one of his wives did, and he calls black people "chocolate faces". He later married a black prostitute.


Medical history
Borat has had many diseases including gonorrhoea, syphilis, and herpes which he caught from his sister.(wtf...I think there's a video in youtube about telling the doc that)


Religion
In the film, Borat discloses that as a Kazakh he "follows the hawk." This may be a reference to the present flag of Kazakhstan which depicts a golden steppe eagle flying under a golden sun on a blue background. Ghengis Khan flew a blue flag with an eagle when he ruled Kazakhstan. Alternatively, this may be the reference to al-Haqq - "the truth" in Arabic. In Hebrew, Hoq (חוק) is a Divinely-ordained Law that is above reason. However, during the course of the film he visits a Pentecostal service, and at the end of the film, while back in his village declares that he and, ostensibly, the rest of his village are now Christians.(oh holy sh*t)

Borat Vocab(some are funny.others are down-and-out-right crude.some bullshit may (not) be suitable for anybody and everybody,especially Uzbek imposters.Viewer/reader discretion is,and is not,advised)

Greetings
Dzienkuje - "thank you." Sometimes used as a greeting in the opening of the Borat segments of Da Ali G Show (from the Polish "Dziękuję"). Also spelled as "Chenquieh" when written by Borat, e.g., his speech on the Kazakhstani embassy.
Jagshemash - "how are you?" (from the Polish "Jak się masz?", the Czech "Jak se máš?"). Returning to Central Asia, the Uyghur greeting "yahşimusiz" means "are you well?", and in Uzbek it's "yaxshimisiz." Perhaps ironically, especially in light of Borat's views on Uzbeks, "yaxshi emas" means "not good/well" in Uzbek.
Dzien Dobre! - sometimes used in place of above greeting, is Polish for "Good Day!." It is also the greeting of Baron Cohen's Borat prototype character Kristo, as well as the greeting used by Borat as he opens the segment in his movie where he is about to meet Pamela.

Interjections
Tishe - from Russian "тише" equivalent of "be quiet" or "stop it", depending on the tone on which it is used. Directed at animals.
Wa wa wee wa - an Israeli exclamation equivalent to "wow", though commonly associated with vulgarity; it was invented by a popular Israeli comedian, Dov Glickman on a variety TV show "Zehu Ze," and is in popular use in Israel; basically, an expression of surprise equivalent to "wow".Glickman has since threatened to sue Baron-Cohen for his appropriation of the phrase

Sexual terminology(some parts have to be censored as they are quite crude.please imply from the initials)
Khram - (MPP). (from the Russian slang word "хрен" ["khrien"], of the same meaning). Used to refer to balls, as well as d**k. Notice that "khrum" in Russian means temple, church, and is seen as something sacred. In a promotional segment for his movie on Comedy Central, Borat uses the term Bishkek (possibly a variant of "beefcake",but with that also the name of Krygyzstan's capital,I can't rule out another dissing) to describe the same thing, referring to his "family photos" of his son Hooeylouis.
Vazhïn (rhymes with machine) - (WPP) (also once referred to as Shakira.again another Ali G invention).
Hand Party or Hand Relief/Dirty - PCC.
Mouth Party - BJ.
Sexy Time - sex.
Liquid/Romance/Sexy Time Explosion,Happy Ending - (meaning implied).
Babraboosh - cunnilingus/Composite of pubis and MP(to be censored,but for the fact it is a technical word.Also to note that it sounds very similar to President Bush's daughter's name,so Borat might have had some stupid hidden meaning inside this word as an indirect satire).

Fictional Kazakhstani culture
"Popular music superstar" Korky Buchek - fictional "popular music superstar" known for the song "Bing Bang". This is our favourite

Krutzouli - fictional small or insignificant animal of ambiguous identity, placed not too far below women in the fictional Kazakhstani caste system, enumerated as "God, man, horse, dog, woman, rat, and then a little krutzouli" ("Guide to Politics"). In Poland, "Krasula" ("Pretty Cow") is also a common name given to cows.
Running of the Jew - fictional annual traditional festival in which the 300 bravest men of Kazakhstan chase large papier-mâché caricatures of Jews on the streets, and chase them into wells, while spectators break the eggs they lay, and throw stones and potatoes at the Jewish caricatures. "It is for the childrens," said Borat in his interview on "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross." It's a parody of two Spanish festivals: The "Running of the Bulls" and the "Gigantes y cabezudos".
Shurik, Festival/Feast of - fictional annual one-day festival when it is appropriate to have sexual intercourse with one's sister, animals, and minors; takes place the day following the "Running of the Jew." It is also mandatory to have intercourse with another of the same sex.
Shurik, Sport of - fictional sport similar to 'baseballs,' in which they take a dog and shoot it in a field, and then have a party; played during Festival of Shurik.
Potassium - main Kazakh export
Eleven years old - the figure the Kazakh age of consent has been recently raised to
Purple shirts - what Kazakh's comitted for sex crimes wear
Blue hats - what gay Kazakh's had to wear until recently
Fifteen gallons of insecticide - the going rate for purchasing a Kazakh bride
You find me woman with brain, I find you horse with wings - a 'famous' Kazakh saying
Tenge-Kazakh money.this was the correct one

Borat Grammer

not so much
I very excite!
I like you. Do you like me?
is-a very nice
sexy time
High-five!
retard
You're-a fat.
She have anoos of seven-year-old.
She is loose like mouth of tired dog.
the U S and A
I like very much
ladies with nice physiques
I would very much like to make romance inside of her.
fermented horse urine - a fictional Kazakh wine
gypsy tears - a fictional medicinal cure for diseases as well as impotence
big-nose people - Jews
chocolate faces - Black Americans
vanilla faces - White Americans
make a toilet - use a toilet
cage - a place to store one's wife
Great success!
Very nice!
bang bang in other man's anoos
I like cadillac of niet Nordin
Wa wa wee wa! - exclamation of excitement
Bruno Vocabs

Vassup: "What's up"; a celebrity is in
Ich don't think so: A celebrity is out
Also jetzt bin ich hier mit ... : So now I'm here with ...
Entschuldigung: Excuse me
Schitzenpoof: bordell (a brothel; Bruno uses this in the context of an a**hole/a** however); 'Puff' (pronounced similar to the English 'poof' with a short sound 'u:') means also 'bordell'.
Stinker: a**hole
Schwanzenstücker: khram
Spritzen or Spunken: (meaning implied)
Aufstehen: "to stand up," see your khram
Walk on the Brown Side: A homosexual or homoerotic experience
Ach ja: Literally "Oh yes", but in German equivalent to a sigh. Indicating something is acceptable.
Nicht Nicht: A 'no, no'; not acceptable
Aus: A celebrity is out
Poopenschaft: A play on English slang, 'poop-chute'; asshole; also a play on German: 'Poppen' which means colloquially 'to have sex' and 'Schaft' which is a word for a part of the khram.
Arsch: Arse (Ass)
Schantineux dirty animal

Disclaimer: No antisemitism,Uzbek dissing,crap and dash are intended here.please sod off downstairs if you deem this offensive

In fact if you want to know more please read yourself at the following website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borat
http://www.borat.tv
http://www.boratmovie.com