juz went to print my I&R just now...yay tomorrow is the end of all the crappy systems that the MOE hopes to see yet is contradictory

whatever the case I'm addicted to kawaks and rom games...and those emulators as well,but downloading and loading them is such a chore!yucks,especially for a noobie.but then there's a goddamn kickass manual for playing DOTA in school...note very carefully how this works

you must have a prompt called NT4...download from jpsoft.com...then the following thingy is very important.

D:...]-type C:/ This slash is extremely important,because this is the lubricant
then in succession type the following and press enter

\"Documents and Settings"\0705_Student"\"My Documents"\"My Music"war3.

A warning though:not all computers work.don't bother to try this anywhere except at the free access room.All AJCians are bound to know where's the FAR

whatever the case being a DOTA noob is a very hard life indeed.there are some ways you can learn how to play DOTA

1)join a clan.clans vary,but often charge membership fees.better for multiplayer
2)play on public servers.you need a good know how on IT,and be prepared to take a long time to master DOTA
3)don't play.that's for hopeless noobs

yar wadeva...you never know.now let's fire

3 days 2 OP left,and it's time for intensive prep and pract.serious van,succinct vinifred,stern PX,strict norma,slacker SH/Jo/Me,we'll miss being in the most crappy PW group together...good luck 4 our OP on thus...and then we'll go watch EternaLoop on fri

and good luck to Wini too...for ur OP tomolo...hahz I wished I can end that tomolo,but u lucky girl!awesome la...i think I need enough money to go to Orchard right after OP and then buy you ur bdae present...I think I'm goin 2 buy u a Pooh Plush and a dog tag that will become a birthday card...ooh not quite sweet but it would haf been so millitant enough...haha!

whatever the case I'm getting more and more into the Express Boy drama shown on ch 54.it seems that this is just about the only idol drama I'm prepared to watch,complete with all the hakka,hokkien and all the 'vulgar' gang lingo(this is taiwan,mind you) and these reformed gangsters are quite zai

oops...now signing off

watching rambo 3 to while time away isn't the best option available,but what can you do when you get excited easily by all the one man heroics.at least I've resolved my OP time overshot probs and most of it is ok...except for the look at the mirror practices...can't wait for the EternaLoop gig next fri...

so it's better to sign off and wait for better stuff to write

ok today is goddamn sian diao...yeah no more conservation crap for me.instead it's some funny AVA thingy that's chicken feet!!listen to transcripts...hohoho...quite good.never wanted to go to accession with that nerd machine...and PW is a long drawn out bore,made better only by the hand droppers of Vinifred a la Yan An and the dictatorial finger.crapos wad de heck...oh yeah lucky there's EternaLoop gig next fri...or I sian diao

and haha I'm getting someone to teach me DOTA and touch rug.heh who say touch rug only for girls...huh?it's for rugger noobs like me la haha...of course there's the rambo 3 on star movies this afternoon...yippee I can't wait for Rambo 4 and Rocky 6...see more exploding planes and boxers...terbaboom!of course not missing harry potter next next week...and my dear fren's bdae a few days before tt...i can't wait 2 give her de present soon...yikes...i'm gettin broke!

dragged back to cell and so i've to stop

absolut crapp

this is one of the posts which I think i'm going gibberish...yikes

It is really true that in love,there's no gain if there's no pain.much less I don't want to be heartbroken,sometimes the best thing to do is temporarily occupy yourself with other thoughts.But escaping isn't an option for me.somehow I would have taken a vow of chastity,if not for the fact that there's nothing that could occupy my thoughts for the long term.philosophically speaking you can actually give excuses to say you're busy,or you're just not fated for it...but when everythings smooth and then you feel your empty heart,it really makes people feel painful,the void of the mental state that isn't filled easily or quickly.

In love there's basically 2 types of people.one who are always fortunate in his/her love life,one who wished he/she won't be bombarded by love messages from the opposite sex,but very few are those who have any good character to balance their looks.and there's another who might not be instantly attractive to the opposite sex,and could only look enviously as others walk around like a couple,delivering sweet nothings to each other while he/she deep down inside wondered how it would be nice to have the same thing happen.it is painful for them even to go out with the opposite sex,never mind getting anyone to really consider a serious relationship

they might suffer more pain when it comes to being steady with someone else,but there's a freaky twist to this story.somehow like the ugly duckling story there's always a swan in them and then one fine day,when least expected,someone saw through their otherwise dull outside to see in them a very nice person who is really quite underrated.but here's the catch,they tend to panic because this hadn't happened to them before.in the end it all boils down to patience,and it's a very happily ever after story

i don't know,and I won't know what would happen in the end

yeah from my prison cell here's a happy Deepavali and Hari Raya Puasa to the following 'felons'...sorry if it was put till Hari Puasa Night to greet you all...

Big Boss,Boss,Finn,Rahul,my Indian and Malay friends in AJC and other kakis in IJC and anywhere else I've met...sorry I forgot most of you guys....

whatever...Star Movies are so crazy for Stallone nowadays,Rocky 1,2,3(missing 4 & 5 because of PW tomorrow) and Rambo making my otherwise sian diao mornings bearable.too bad missed Rocky 1 and toy soldiers...i went back to sleep...ooh so lazy

but i dun think the vcd stores stock such stocks,so I'm looking forward to the next RealStarz Outing...I miss the 1s16 crew...boohoo!

gets dragged back to cell,so i shall stop writing

PW is getting more and more draggy nowadays.so much so that some of my frens are ponning this fri.I can't cause my bro kope my keys.I&R though,poses more probs...n don't tell the school technician.you can play DOTA and arcade games in the free access room.I'll post the command prompt to play free DOTA in school w/o getting caught...stay peeled to this screen for details

looking forward to the service learning project...whee the conservation wing rocks

This is not a slamming session.should it warrant any supervision from a school authority that operates like the East German Stasi I would say I got it from a site which I do not know the address.The gulags seem better than this living torture

I cried during the farewell ceremony and I could say I don't exactly know what I was crying for.happy that he's leaving or sad that he's leaving.Academically I do not deny that he has made the school improve,but the singlemindedness in basing academic excellence at the expense of CCAs have left a trail of uneven growth in CCAs.I do not deny that I love the choir alot,because they do well,and volleyball too...but a lot of the other CCAs become shortchanged as a result.

the proliferation of nerds,for example has left AJC in need of a revolutionary image makeover that does not promise to improve the situation even within a year.oh yeah this year aren't really full of nerds,but the image has stuck in the minds of many of our juniors and the stereotype isn't going to be erased anytime soon.the extent of which is that those who don't act like a nerd are either scraping thru,or retained.the exams are important in gauging the ability of students.no denial about that and I have to live with it.BUT the over emphasis on paper qualifications have lent a new dimension to AJC's oppression where personal expression is concerned.

in fact the most colourful people in AJC are the ones most likely to be retained.and worse still AJC looks more and more like Singapore's society nowadays,or maybe an oppressive dictatorship.in other places,i heard repeat students are more hip or at least acknowledged,in AJC it looks as if retainees are slapped with a criminal record.ugh

oh yeah it looks as if the clash of the old order and the new turks have ended in a checkmate that looks like a stalemate.the reason why AJC people looked so stuck up unlike the more relaxed people of the top 5 and AC and the more contented people of SA and Ny is because of the constant struggle between the old and the new.the old guard's influence,built on years of experience and in my opinion,stubbornness and the new guard's patient but ultimately futile struggle to make AJC vibrant,have turned this place into a hot bed for the most hardened of conservatives and the most extreme of revolutionaries.this is the only place where the council's hands are so tied some people resort to taking matters into their own hands,with disastrous consequences

in effect the retirement of the principal will burst the can of worms due to the pressure,or leak and then it is a new road from here.I doubt the ex Cedar principal will try to upset the old order,but if the greater emphasis on the needs of students is considered,it is likely that the pandora's box will be opened,inevitably leading to problems which in the old principal's view will be very difficult to resist.hence judgement is reserved for now

I empty my pride

CLAO and I'm set for A1

CLAO is getting more and more wacky nowadays...with all kinds of odd questions.we don't care though,because I confirm get 5X over 60 for B to E,then let the F and G take care of themselves.grrrrrrrrrrrr...the format of CL exams are getting so outdated nowadays..and MOE just seems to contradict themselves most of the time.the classic case is CLAO...enough said...let's hope there's some grateful people who did n't forget Alice Teo like most AJC ingrates do after meeting AT

whatever the farewell party of the CLAO gang is at J8 this afternoon,and we all bombed out our wallets at the Cartel...everybody spends $15 and above...including tax...and teow it's an unintended reunion with BN kia...too bad Val was off liaoz.Nearly did bomb out too at the movies...esp when we guys(JJ,Malcolm,Andrew the guy hated by AT,one from 13,some from 14 and 8 in all) went to watch flightplan.plan for election and april snow and zorro all scuppered...argh who ask us don't go city!?haha...yeah flightplan is the most CNB movie ever(Catch No Ball)...run around in an A380 size plane then anticlimax ending...teowwwwwwwwww

In the end a new clique is born....the 'si beh teowwwwwwww' gang,supposedly from all my teows during Alice Teo's lessons after promos

bleahx this public hols is gettin sian by de min...and so my dear old cousin is now on leave...ok I miss him alot...so awaiting the ROD/ORD from OCS...oooh I wanna go OCS!!

whoa I spent half a day improving my new layout...oh yeah I look like a prisoner blogging from a jail called life,more fortunate than most prisoners because they can't even blog at all,let alone keep a diary...too bad the interior of a jail can't be replicated in my layout,so I've to make do with prisoners...this is a guide on how to surf my blog

Prisoner Profile:duh! that's my profile
Convicted Felons:put it plainly,it's the links to friends.unlike most jails there's no full house for this one
Criminal Gangs:another name for Favourite sites
Prison TV and Prison Radio:a selection of my favourite MTVs and MP3s.may be updated least often
Prisoner Phone Calls:aka tagboard.All tags will be screened as you would a prison facility

It's time to be incarcerated in the so called 'detention barracks'

argh I wished I can celebrate halloween with a pumpkin,but now caught in a hard place between AJCian's non celebration of halloween because they have to 'slog' for their CLAO that freaks more souls out than ghosts...contrary to popular belief I don't play DOTA like an expert,so I'm trapped at home vegetating and stoning like a grand arse,unsure of what to do.

and contrary to popular belief that I'm a PZB champ,the (un)lucky lady who happens to catch my eye often disappears in a fleeting second,and the sight of an (un)lucky man flickers away eventually whether he was meant for the long term or just for the thrill of seeking out a guy to play with.

maybe they weren't meant for each other.maybe they were explicitly lovebird-grade material.maybe it offered the short term thrill but wilts like a lone flower.maybe the seed just lay dormant in the ground until that one fine day when it grew and blossomed...But for now it would have been scarcely imaginable to picture that scene of me going downtown holding someone else's hand and looking happy,but maybe I wasn't destined for that at all.If not I didn't get what I wanted...but whatever the feeling is far better than shape...

since this is getting so contradictory...let's stop for a while and ponder again what should I do

checked from frenster...how to win a girl's heart..for guys(note:the author asserts that some are not true)

1. Hugs from behind.(ok a bad idea unless she knows you very well)
2. Grab her hand when y'all walk next toeach other(ok..may not work)
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her(isn't that similar to the 1st one?)
4. Cuddle with her(ok...this needs 2 way traffic)
5. DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING(this is the most important)
6. Write little notes(ok this works for noobies like me)
7. Compliment her Honestly.(stuff,whatever)
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms aslong as possible.(advanced course)
9. be super sweet to her(basic knowledge)
10. Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped.(really ah...)
11. comfort her when she cries.(very important too)
12. love her with all your heart.(makes the world go round)
13. Pick her up and flirt with her.(whee)
14. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).(yeah that's a must)

should there be any guinea pigs they would have freaked out at the sight of the devil

oh yeah speaking about the last dinner with our fave seng,thanks for the 4 months with us even if we rebelled multiple times and came close to threatening a mutiny,we'll stand by you even if you dun go up with us...

AJ Open House(Castle) with a large canal as moat

ok it's one of the most awful open houses seen...if seeing VJ's dainty goodie bags werem't quite enough,it seems like AJC are mostly destined to take the trash.lucky my facilitator post was a zuo bo type that just need to plant myself at hall.then go play chess.lame shit i lost to someone with my knight trapped but there's no such probs with international chess

for his last speech it's all the nice stuff in there...though i think there might be a science talent elective programme next time and then the world of AJC will never be the same again...RJ,VJ and NJ has lang electives(nihon-go,francais,deutsch),AC are going to have a drama elective,TJ,NY and JJ has chinese electives...if AJ has a hist elective,they would just go,bonkers

whatever lunch with the few OS ppl who came(shuwen,qixiang,bobo,ms chan) squeezed out some gem of a theory about what really happened to AJC...but details of it are mostly kept secret...

OMG and no more slack periods for PW

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Oh yeah the corny teachers day celebrations not withstanding,it's back to CCHSM at long last after 9 long months...omg i miss the longest can connection in the world!and my frens too...maybe except Valerie.too bad Jeslyn and many TJC ppl weren't there...oops

whatever that evening was dinner with the OS...haha 1st time meeting up after the jailed day...wheeee...the Indian food's quite good by the way...

oh yeah i'm gettin brain dead by that mad bad episode last week...haha signing off